My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Randomize
