Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
