They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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