We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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