We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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