They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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