is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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