Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
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