My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Randomize
