3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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