He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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