this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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