How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I intend to get homeless drunk
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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