omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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