I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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