the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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