You made me cry and you don't even care
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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