The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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