You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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