What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
