I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
