Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
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