I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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