She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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