oh god the rape fog is back!
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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