She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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