thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
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