Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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