Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I look excited, but its just a facade.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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