Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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