OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Bring me that man meat
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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