It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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