Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
All the doctor said was why
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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