Sponge bath it is.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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