You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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