I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
