Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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