You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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