He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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