So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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