Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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