she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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