WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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