i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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