That's when you crack a 10am beer
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Randomize
