yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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