i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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