Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
ttyl tear gas
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
My butt remains clenched, sir.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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