So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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