I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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