it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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