Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I have tasted many bathrooms
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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