I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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